Spoon Liner
Posted on Saturday, July 10th, 2010 at 4:11 pmAre overweight Christians born again with a silever spoon i ntheir mouths?
Sorry, I am not sacreligious, it was just a one-liner I thought up. Any good? I want to be a stand up comedian like Steven Wright.
Disclaimer:
And no, you won't change my tactlessness towards things by giving me a comment on how un-Christian I am. You aren't a saviour of your faith.
lol Your responses are funny. I wish I could have e-mailed a few of you, but you disabled recieving messages, obviously because your a coward who can't take criticism. Just kidding, but seriously, some of you who don't get it, ever heard of the phrase "You must have been born with a silver spoon in your mouth?" Obviously this is a refereance to a "born again Christian." I wonder how some of you manage to breathe, not being able to make a connection like that. Anyways, yeah I know it wasn't that funny, but at least I have goals.
*chuckles*
That's funny, but the only bad thing is that most ignoramus people won't get it.
As you can see from the responses, the crowd your dealing with would rather beat their heads on the wall screaming SACRILEGIOUS FOOL!! rather than accept the joke for its humour.
Good try, but aim lower.
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