Santa Lid
Posted on Thursday, February 26th, 2009 at 3:17 amWhat your story? embarrasing, funny, "why did I do that" times?
just for laughs here's my story:
It was eight years ago when I was 10. I was still living in Jersey. There was this blizzard and it was a few days before Christmas. So I thought it would be cool to renact the whole santa with his reigndeer on the roof thing but instead of reindeer it was my dog and instead of santa it was me and instead of a sley it was a tin garbage can lid (what can I say I made use of what I had) So i dragged my dog the garbage lid and myself on the garage roof that was connected to the house well I didn't realize how slippery the roof was so in an effort to hold on to something I grabbed Winnie my dog but when we went flying off the roof he crashed into my neighbors window and I flew head first in our wooden fence, right after me I heard the tin garbage lid hit the fence too and that whole side of the fence came crashing down with me still attached and my face in the snow. Ho-ho-ho
whats your story?
When I was 17 I went to the county fair and I was drinking Wild Turkey 101. We went past the guy who guesses you weight, age, birthday. He was saying "I'll guess your wife's name, I'll guess what you had for breakfast, I'll guess anything." I walked up and said "You'll guess anything?" He said "Yes" and I asked "How long is my peck*r?" He went and borrowed a ruler and came back and I pulled it out there in front of everybody and measured it. I will not say how long it was, but the guy guessed wrong.
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